Thursday, December 18, 2008

How to make any girl the hottest girl in the world

Girls are always looking for ways to please guys. There is a billion-dollar market for magazines that cater to women, telling them how to dress, what to eat, and what sex moves to use. Somehow, the millions of women who read these magazines don’t seem happier, healthier, or sexier. Definitely not sexier.

Women often think that if they wear the right clothes, make up, or hairstyle, men will be interested in them. The truth is, men don’t give a fuck. Ugly girls get laid all the time. Slutty girls get turned down all the time. There is one thing- yes, ONE thing- which guys are into more than anything else: confidence.

A confident woman is sure of herself. She doesn’t have body issues. She isn’t shy. She knows how to dish it out, and she knows how to take it. She doesn’t have any hang-ups. This is supremely attractive to males.

How can women attain this magic attribute? Truly confident women are hard to come by. There is no way I can tell women how to be confident, except that they need to get over their shit and love themselves. I’m not talking about cockiness or self-centeredness—I mean real confidence. One way of doing this is just to fake it until you believe it. That’s basically what I did, and it worked for my friend, too. Just pretend you like yourself—if you’re doing a good job, people will believe you. And then people think you are cool enough to be confident, and that’s a pretty good reason to be actually confident.

And men, how can you make women confident, so that they will be down to take off their clothes and get freaky without you having to coax them into everything? Compliments. Real ones. Be delighted. Be so into her. Probably the most important part: smile at her. But don’t be creepy about it. Pretend that the girl you just took home from the bar is the hottest thing you’ve ever seen, and you can’t help but marvel at each thing you discover about her. C-section scar? It’s cute. She didn’t shave her legs? You don’t give a fuck. Touch ‘em anyway. She’s covering up her boobs? Look at them, pause to admire, and say they’re beautiful. These types of things will make a woman think you really dig her, and she will be less nervous about "giving it up". If you’re admiring her and smiling at her, she will feel beautiful, which will make her act beautiful, and beautiful women aren’t shy and insecure, and then she will be all over your cock. It’s that simple!

Based on my own experience, boys pay way more attention to you when you're confident, even if you're dressed like a crackhead and skipping in circles around the mosh pit. Additionally, even with guys who didn't last long in my life, the best ones were the ones who seemed to really enjoy and appreciate me, even if later actions proved that they didn't care for me that much.

So what’s the point of this? Basically, confidence helps everything. It doesn’t matter if the guy is faking amazement or not. The fact is that when he acts amazed, it boosts your confidence through the roof and crushes whatever hang-ups you have about your body, or about fooling around in the backseat of you mom's station-wagon. Men: be amazed at the woman you’re with, but don't be creepy. If you’re doing a good job, she’ll believe you. Women: stop being such whiny babies. When you start loving yourself, the right kind of men will start loving you. More importantly, you won’t even need their love, because you are a confident, self-assured woman.

2014 EDIT: This is one of the worst things I've ever written, and I explain why here.

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